The Hottest day of the year.

It’s that time of year again, when the UK hits a heatwave and every single resident of the UK dies a little and the world comes to a stop. Here are a few things that I find are essential to surviving the British Summer.

  • Complain that it is too hot at least 20 times a day.
  • If you are a man, take your shirt off, If you are female wear as few clothes as possible.
  • Pretend to shop in shops with air conditioning.
  • Obnoxiously play with toys in the park, make sure to cause as much disruption as possible.
  • Walk as slow as possible, bonus points if you hold people up.
  • Talk about the sun with everyone you meet, including strangers.
  • Set up a nest in the local pub and drink your weight in ale.
  • Buy a kids pool, sit in it and take loads of selfies.
  • Buy chips, don’t eat them and throw them over the path.
  • Don’t wear sun cream and then complain when your skin burns and peels off.

What else do us Brits do in the heat, that drives you crazy?

C xx

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